So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I touched a dick in church today
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
