Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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