He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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