So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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