Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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