I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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