Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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