if i died would you start the facebook group?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
