so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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