have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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