So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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