No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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