she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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