I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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