Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
