The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
high people should be assigned attendants
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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