Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
