Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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