remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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