just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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