we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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