I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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