so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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