There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can Purell be used as lube?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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