He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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