I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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