Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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