YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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