Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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