Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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