Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Boobs speak an international language.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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