I think my vagina is haunted
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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