he shaved USA in his pubs
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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