im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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