I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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