Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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