I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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