What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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