I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
