we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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