i was born a porn star she said
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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