last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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