His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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