Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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