So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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