that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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