Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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