So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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