they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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