Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
