Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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