How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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