I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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