thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
